Thursday, November 17, 2005
The Bee Box Revisited
"The Bee Box"
In this small box, my love,
you'll not find a ring,
but instead, a brave, little bee.
He'll be dead by morn, having given his life
defending his flowers against me.
I felt his sting
while picking the small, purple pansies
growing wild along the roadside,
in hopes of an afternoon bouquet for you.
And I grieved the sting,
more for him than me,
knowing full well the price he paid
for my small pain.
And I allowed him his victory,
leaving his flowers as a memory,
and brought you instead
this brave, little bee,
who proves there is love
even in the smallest
of things.
-Lowell Parker
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Not Your Advert Whore
I realize that the internet is a public forum, but comments are intented for commentary (hence the word), not for advertising.
B is for Britain
We have successfully pulled yet another international meal out of our asses, or, rather, our tiny oven.
The Menu:
- Cold Cucumber Dill Soup
- Creamed Artichoke Hearts
- Coronation Chicken
- Bangers and Mash
- Cinnamon Plum Crumble
- Blueberry Scones
- Tea
I would like to state, first of all, that I am the soup master. Yet again I made a soup out of something you would not normally expect to be a soup. Granted, cold soups are meant to be palate cleansers, so something made from a crisp-tasting cucumber seemed a natural choice. You've really just got to taste this stuff. We still have a bunch left over.
The coronation chicken is a British excuse for a chicken salad. It's literally shredded chicken, onions, mayonnaise and pureeded apricots. It's deceptively good. All it's missing is bread.
This was my British discovery: with the exception of the bangers, everything we made could be eaten by people "wif no teef." Hmm . . . sausages and foods meant to be gummed? You do the math, people. I see what those dirty Brits are up to.
Right now, I've a Shepard's Pie in the oven.