My new apartment is awesome.
What is also awesome is that Netflix allows you to change your gender on your account. How progressive of them!
What is not awesome is that I hurt (and look) like my boyfriend beats me. Bruises galore from moving and my muscles have suddenly aged 30 years over night. Goddamn. That shit is brutal.
Oh, also, my booze (i.e. my Kaluha, Baileys, Jameson) got left behind, along with a gorgeous new bottle of absinthe that was sent to me for free by my "dealer." And the cleaners totally either stole it or threw it out!
I was so looking forward to drinking that. Boo.
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I do not beat you!
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